... Kid's cartoons began to be replaced by shitty cartoons and stupid live-action series?!
Seriously, what the fuck?!
An EveningOh, Christ, not this again.An Evening by SgtPossum
I'm narrating a story. Once again some sick, twisted human behind a pen or a keyboard is going to put me through some awful adventure. He or she is going to scare the shit out of me, or send me tumbling down a well, or kill one of my loved ones, or--God forbid--send me on a journey of self-discovery across the country. I'm quite comfortable in my apartment, with my parents, siblings, girlfriend, dog, cat, and friends alive and well, I'll have you know. Please, leave me alone.
Not going to, eh? All right, on with the show, then. Let's go.
The afternoon was warm and pleasant, and I sat in the back of a Cavalier rolling a joint while my friends Remo and Farrah picked up tickets at the box office for Obliterator: the Obliterationing. Not quite high-brow entertainment, I'm aware, but really it was just an excuse to get high and have some tongue-in-cheek violence to laugh at. My girl, Naomi, sat in the front seat, keeping an eye out for mall cops before I l
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